tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-75171382638199553282012-02-16T02:00:21.516-08:00i'm greenElizabeth Tanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12804118176631191787noreply@blogger.comBlogger91100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7517138263819955328.post-56660810737746077932010-10-26T01:18:00.000-07:002010-10-26T01:18:06.683-07:00I can't do anything with the computer!! noooo!!<span style="color: blue;">today, 26 - 10- 2010 TUESDAY</span><br /><br /><span style="color: red;">My mom brought me to her office, after my tuition. And everytime i will play the computer. but today,</span><br /><span style="color: red;">my mom friend's was using the computer, so i need to use his wan......</span><br /><span style="color: red;">so i wanted to play club penguin, i know it's childish... but i have nothin to do.....</span><br /><span style="color: red;">anyways, and listening to s club 7 two in a million. but my mom's friend didn't install the flash player...</span><br /><span style="color: red;">so i can't do anything but to write this blog here which i am writing now. and i am very bored</span><br /><span style="color: red;">so now all i have to do now is to wait for him to finish his work ...... and i have to listen to his chinese songs!!! nononononononon!!! and he want me to put so loud!!! so annoying la!!</span><br /><span style="color: red;">awhhh!! i hope he never used it!!....... : (not now i should be playing my facebook hotel city, playing club penguin and listen to s club 7 two in a million.... this is all what i want to say , so bye and the end!! :)</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7517138263819955328-5666081073774607793?l=beamazedbyme.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elizabeth Tanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12804118176631191787noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7517138263819955328.post-90206235887302146372010-10-12T01:03:00.000-07:002010-10-12T01:03:19.613-07:00FARTING IN MY FATHER'S CAR!!!<div style="color: red;">hello, people!! i am going to tell you a story bout me.......</div><br /><br /> <span style="color: lime;"> one night, me and family went to my aunty's friend 's house to celebrate birthday. then when we want to go back home. in the car, i farted so loud!!! hahhahahahahhahahahahahahahaahhahaaahhahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</span><br /><div style="color: lime;">while i was farting, i can feel my stomach getting smaller!!! hahahahaahahhahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!</div><br /><div style="color: blue;">I AM SO <span style="color: lime;">WIERD</span> RIGHT!!!!</div><br /><br /><br /> <span style="color: orange;">BY<span style="color: lime;"> ELI </span>THE RETARD!!!!<span style="color: blue;"> :)</span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7517138263819955328-9020623588730214637?l=beamazedbyme.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elizabeth Tanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12804118176631191787noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7517138263819955328.post-75563291926866174732010-03-29T05:14:00.000-07:002010-03-29T05:14:18.156-07:00going to singapore!!!!!!!!!!!<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: lime;"> yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! my mom told my sister and i that mayb that we are going to Singgapore yay!!!!!!!!!!! </span><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: lime;"><br /></span><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: lime;"><br /></span><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: lime;"><br /></span><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: lime;"><br /></span><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: lime;"> the end!!!!</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7517138263819955328-7556329192686617473?l=beamazedbyme.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elizabeth Tanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12804118176631191787noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7517138263819955328.post-68447662863803864082010-02-06T23:18:00.000-08:002010-02-06T23:18:35.963-08:00alien and tau fu fa sellerthere's this alien want to conquer the world.so he so a tau fu fa seller. and the alien show the seller one finger pointing upwords. and the seller show two. then the alien show three, and the seller show six and the alien show whole hand close.and the seller do ten. and then the alien ran away. so the alien went back home and said you know i saw this powerful tau fu fa seller, i use one power he use two power then i use three power then he use six power then i use full power but then he blocked my power. then the seller went back home and told the wife and said you know i saw this crazy alien he say he want one tau fu fa then i say two dollars then he say he want three tau fu fa then i say six dollars then he say he want to ta pao. i say wait. then he run away.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7517138263819955328-6844766286380386408?l=beamazedbyme.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elizabeth Tanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12804118176631191787noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7517138263819955328.post-86458477657146183352010-01-03T06:25:00.000-08:002010-01-03T06:26:13.929-08:00funny stories and stupid jokes<span style="color: blue;">This morning I was in my study area with my sister Andrea. then i said : "everybody! don't. move!!!! something horrible is going to happen!!" then i look at my sis and she just straight away pinched her nose with her fingers. "PUUUUUUUUUUT!~~~~~~" I FARTEDD! LOL. just as expected. </span><br /><span style="color: blue;"><br /></span><br /><span style="color: blue;"><br /></span><br /><span style="color: blue;">my stupid joke number one!</span><br /><span style="color: blue;"><br /></span><br /><span style="color: blue;">FLASH or FLESH?</span><br /><span style="color: blue;">a guy was taking a photo of this lady. and the lady said: " no flash please!"</span><br /><span style="color: blue;">and the guy said: "but there's no FLESH in this camera?!"</span><br /><span style="color: blue;"><br /></span><br /><span style="color: blue;">HAHAHAHHHAAHHA! FUNNY RIGHT?! HAHHAHAHEHHEHHHEHIHHIHHIHIIH!</span><br /><span style="color: blue;"><br /></span><br /><span style="color: blue;">my stupid joke number two! HIHHIHIHIHIIIHHIIHIHHIIH.</span><br /><span style="color: blue;"><br /></span><br /><span style="color: blue;">HAND FAN!</span><br /><span style="color: blue;">"please switch on the fan, please" said a lady</span><br /><span style="color: blue;">"but there's no switch for this fan" points a man to a hand fan.</span><br /><span style="color: blue;"><br /></span><br /><span style="color: blue;">HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE! HAHHHAHAHAHAH!hHEHEHHEHEHE!H</span><br /><br /><span style="color: blue;">my stupid joke number three!</span><br /><span style="color: blue;"><br /></span><br /><span style="color: blue;">AIR! AAA-EEEEEEEE-YEEEERRR!</span><br /><span style="color: blue;"><br /></span><br /><span style="color: blue;">theres's this boy who always breath through his mouth.</span><br /><span style="color: blue;">so one day his mother went out, and left a note saying.<br />"please breathe air through your nose!"</span><br /><span style="color: blue;">but the boy was wondering, "WHY WOULD MOMMY WANT ME TO BREATHE AIR (malay) THROUGH MY NOSE?!"</span><br /><span style="color: blue;"><br /></span><br /><span style="color: blue;">HIHIIIIIIIHHIIIIIHHIIIIIIIIIHIHIHIH! HEHEHEHEHEEH! HAHAHAHAHHA! </span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7517138263819955328-8645847765714618335?l=beamazedbyme.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elizabeth Tanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12804118176631191787noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7517138263819955328.post-13024049436318643192010-01-03T05:39:00.000-08:002010-01-03T05:39:17.559-08:00i have funny stories for you guys!!!!<div><span style="color: red;">You know one time I was having my exam in school. Then suddenly, I lifted my buttock </span></div><div><span style="color: red;">and then I farted. After some time, my friend Desmond said :"Who farted so smelly!!</span></div><div><span style="color: red;">And i just close my nose and pretend to laugh!!</span></div><div><span style="color: red;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="color: red;"> And there is another time my whole family (means that my aunty and uncles la)and I went out to eat dinner </span></div><div><span style="color: red;">i wanted to go to toilet but I don't want to go by myself cz it will be like so scary inside.</span></div><div><span style="color: red;">and then i saw my aunty went to the toilet, so i followed her and she doesn't know that i was behind her.</span></div><div><span style="color: red;">so when we reach there, i went to the toilet and i took off my jeans and go and pee.</span></div><div><span style="color: red;">then suddenly at the same time peeying i farted. and it was a loud wan.</span></div><div><span style="color: red;">and my aunty heard it of course.then she went outside without washing her hands, but i got.</span></div><div><span style="color: red;"><br /></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7517138263819955328-1302404943631864319?l=beamazedbyme.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elizabeth Tanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12804118176631191787noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7517138263819955328.post-73275988992887081192009-12-21T23:59:00.000-08:002009-12-22T01:55:41.986-08:00accident (which i don't know how it happen) :D today at yam yam tree, me,hermione,andrea,my mom and georgina went there to eat. and i was eating my favourite food ye meen ( i don't know how to spell) anyway, i was eating then sudddenly i look behind and saw everybody standing up. and i also stand up and saw a car accidenti it was ............................................................................................................a .............................................. kancil car and it's............................................................... white in colour...........................................<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> the end!!!!!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7517138263819955328-7327598899288708119?l=beamazedbyme.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elizabeth Tanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12804118176631191787noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7517138263819955328.post-22579004323346021282009-12-20T05:13:00.000-08:002009-12-20T05:17:32.794-08:00Hi Everyone!!!1<div><br /></div>today, i went to my cousins house to play and then we play computers and play catching!! and suddenly hermione knock her lips (how to say she knock her lips on the doorknob?!) haha so funny.<div><br /></div><div>now i am at home and georgina is sleeping over. my other cousin cheryl is sleeping over also. Awesome.</div><div><br /></div><div>who go and write the before post so stupid i cannot understand bad english!!! Lol!@</div><div><br /></div><div>ok bye guys</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7517138263819955328-2257900432334602128?l=beamazedbyme.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elizabeth Tanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12804118176631191787noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7517138263819955328.post-43286074976447315522009-12-19T08:01:00.000-08:002009-12-19T08:21:19.100-08:00Good evening<div><br /></div>Hi everyone, my name is Elizabeth Tan Sze Hui. (..or is it?)<br /><br />Yes, i am very sure many of you are wondering : Why am i so Interesting/Amazing? Well, such things like this are unexplainable. Unexplainable amazingness. Makes sense? Yes. <div><br /></div><div>It's like saying unicorns exist in this world (but i know they exist in another dimension, obviously).<br /><br />Most of you know that I have a split personality. One's very magnificent or most of you would say, outstanding! like how well mannered i am right now and the other side of me, brainless, strange and ofcourse, repulsive. Not to forget bizarre!<br /><br />You will be seeing many extraordinary and phenomenal blog posts here, make sure to follow you homosapien, you.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7517138263819955328-4328607497644731552?l=beamazedbyme.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elizabeth Tanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12804118176631191787noreply@blogger.com0