alien and tau fu fa seller

there's this alien want to conquer the world.so he so a tau fu fa seller. and the alien show the seller one finger pointing upwords. and the seller show two. then the alien show three, and the seller show six and the alien show whole hand close.and the seller do ten. and then the alien ran away. so the alien went back home and said you know i saw this powerful tau fu fa seller, i use one power he use two power then i use three power then he use six power then i use full power but then he blocked my power. then the seller went back home and told the wife and said you know i saw this crazy alien he say he want one  tau fu fa then i say two dollars then he say he want three tau fu fa then i say six dollars then he say he want to ta pao. i say wait. then he run away.