funny stories and stupid jokes

This morning I was in my study area with my sister Andrea. then i said : "everybody! don't. move!!!! something horrible is going to happen!!" then i look at my sis and she just straight away pinched her nose with her fingers. "PUUUUUUUUUUT!~~~~~~" I FARTEDD! LOL. just as expected.   




my stupid joke number one!


FLASH or FLESH?
a guy was taking a photo of this lady. and the lady said: " no flash please!"
and the guy said: "but there's no FLESH in this camera?!"


HAHAHAHHHAAHHA! FUNNY RIGHT?! HAHHAHAHEHHEHHHEHIHHIHHIHIIH!


my stupid joke number two! HIHHIHIHIHIIIHHIIHIHHIIH.


HAND FAN!
"please switch on the fan, please" said a lady
"but there's no switch for this fan" points a man to a hand fan.


HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE! HAHHHAHAHAHAH!hHEHEHHEHEHE!H

my stupid joke number three!


AIR! AAA-EEEEEEEE-YEEEERRR!


theres's this boy who always breath through his mouth.
so one day his mother went out, and left a note saying.
"please breathe air through your nose!"
but the boy was wondering, "WHY WOULD MOMMY WANT ME TO BREATHE AIR (malay) THROUGH MY NOSE?!"


HIHIIIIIIIHHIIIIIHHIIIIIIIIIHIHIHIH! HEHEHEHEHEEH! HAHAHAHAHHA! 

i have funny stories for you guys!!!!

You know one time I was having my exam in school. Then suddenly, I lifted my buttock 

and then I farted. After some time, my friend Desmond said :"Who farted so smelly!!

And i just close my nose and pretend to laugh!!

 And there is another time my whole family (means that my aunty and uncles la)and I  went out to eat dinner 

i wanted to go to toilet but I don't want to go by myself cz it will be like so scary inside.

and then i saw my aunty went to the toilet, so i followed her and she doesn't know that i was behind her.

so when we reach there, i went to the toilet and i took off my jeans and go and pee.

then suddenly at the same time peeying i farted. and it was a loud wan.

and my aunty heard it of course.then she went outside without washing her hands, but i got.