I can't do anything with the computer!! noooo!!

today, 26 - 10- 2010 TUESDAY

My mom brought me to her office,  after my tuition. And everytime i will play the computer. but today,
my mom friend's  was using the computer, so i need to use his wan......
so i wanted to play club penguin, i know it's childish... but i have nothin to do.....
anyways, and listening to s club 7  two in a million. but my mom's friend didn't install the flash player...
so i can't do anything but to write this blog here which i am writing now.  and i am very bored
so now all i have to do now is to wait for him to finish his work ...... and i have to listen to his chinese songs!!! nononononononon!!! and he want me to put so loud!!! so annoying la!!
awhhh!! i hope he never used it!!.......  : (not now i should be playing my facebook hotel city, playing club penguin and listen to s club 7 two in a million.... this is all what i want  to say , so bye and the end!! :)

FARTING IN MY FATHER'S CAR!!!

hello, people!!  i am  going to tell you a story bout me.......

   one night, me and family went to my aunty's friend 's house to celebrate birthday. then when we want to go back home. in the car, i farted so loud!!! hahhahahahahhahahahahahahahaahhahaaahhahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

while i was farting, i can feel my stomach getting smaller!!! hahahahaahahhahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!

I AM SO WIERD RIGHT!!!!

 BY ELI THE RETARD!!!! :)

going to singapore!!!!!!!!!!!

                                                             yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! my mom told my sister and i that mayb that we are going to Singgapore yay!!!!!!!!!!!                                                                                                                        








                       the end!!!!

alien and tau fu fa seller

there's this alien want to conquer the world.so he so a tau fu fa seller. and the alien show the seller one finger pointing upwords. and the seller show two. then the alien show three, and the seller show six and the alien show whole hand close.and the seller do ten. and then the alien ran away. so the alien went back home and said you know i saw this powerful tau fu fa seller, i use one power he use two power then i use three power then he use six power then i use full power but then he blocked my power. then the seller went back home and told the wife and said you know i saw this crazy alien he say he want one  tau fu fa then i say two dollars then he say he want three tau fu fa then i say six dollars then he say he want to ta pao. i say wait. then he run away.

funny stories and stupid jokes

This morning I was in my study area with my sister Andrea. then i said : "everybody! don't. move!!!! something horrible is going to happen!!" then i look at my sis and she just straight away pinched her nose with her fingers. "PUUUUUUUUUUT!~~~~~~" I FARTEDD! LOL. just as expected.   




my stupid joke number one!


FLASH or FLESH?
a guy was taking a photo of this lady. and the lady said: " no flash please!"
and the guy said: "but there's no FLESH in this camera?!"


HAHAHAHHHAAHHA! FUNNY RIGHT?! HAHHAHAHEHHEHHHEHIHHIHHIHIIH!


my stupid joke number two! HIHHIHIHIHIIIHHIIHIHHIIH.


HAND FAN!
"please switch on the fan, please" said a lady
"but there's no switch for this fan" points a man to a hand fan.


HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE! HAHHHAHAHAHAH!hHEHEHHEHEHE!H

my stupid joke number three!


AIR! AAA-EEEEEEEE-YEEEERRR!


theres's this boy who always breath through his mouth.
so one day his mother went out, and left a note saying.
"please breathe air through your nose!"
but the boy was wondering, "WHY WOULD MOMMY WANT ME TO BREATHE AIR (malay) THROUGH MY NOSE?!"


HIHIIIIIIIHHIIIIIHHIIIIIIIIIHIHIHIH! HEHEHEHEHEEH! HAHAHAHAHHA! 

i have funny stories for you guys!!!!

You know one time I was having my exam in school. Then suddenly, I lifted my buttock 

and then I farted. After some time, my friend Desmond said :"Who farted so smelly!!

And i just close my nose and pretend to laugh!!

 And there is another time my whole family (means that my aunty and uncles la)and I  went out to eat dinner 

i wanted to go to toilet but I don't want to go by myself cz it will be like so scary inside.

and then i saw my aunty went to the toilet, so i followed her and she doesn't know that i was behind her.

so when we reach there, i went to the toilet and i took off my jeans and go and pee.

then suddenly at the same time peeying i farted. and it was a loud wan.

and my aunty heard it of course.then she went outside without washing her hands, but i got.

accident (which i don't know how it happen) :D

 today at yam yam tree, me,hermione,andrea,my mom and georgina went there to eat. and i was eating my favourite food ye meen ( i don't know how to spell) anyway, i was eating then sudddenly i look behind and saw everybody standing up. and i also stand up and saw a car accidenti it was ............................................................................................................a .............................................. kancil car and it's............................................................... white in colour...........................................




                          the end!!!!!