You know one time I was having my exam in school. Then suddenly, I lifted my buttock
and then I farted. After some time, my friend Desmond said :"Who farted so smelly!!
And i just close my nose and pretend to laugh!!
And there is another time my whole family (means that my aunty and uncles la)and I went out to eat dinner
i wanted to go to toilet but I don't want to go by myself cz it will be like so scary inside.
and then i saw my aunty went to the toilet, so i followed her and she doesn't know that i was behind her.
so when we reach there, i went to the toilet and i took off my jeans and go and pee.
then suddenly at the same time peeying i farted. and it was a loud wan.
and my aunty heard it of course.then she went outside without washing her hands, but i got.
I remember that day! I thought there was a suicide bomber in the toilet so I made a quick escape. Better to have dirty hands than die! AUNTY Pauline
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