Sunday, January 3, 2010

funny stories and stupid jokes

This morning I was in my study area with my sister Andrea. then i said : "everybody! don't. move!!!! something horrible is going to happen!!" then i look at my sis and she just straight away pinched her nose with her fingers. "PUUUUUUUUUUT!~~~~~~" I FARTEDD! LOL. just as expected.   




my stupid joke number one!


FLASH or FLESH?
a guy was taking a photo of this lady. and the lady said: " no flash please!"
and the guy said: "but there's no FLESH in this camera?!"


HAHAHAHHHAAHHA! FUNNY RIGHT?! HAHHAHAHEHHEHHHEHIHHIHHIHIIH!


my stupid joke number two! HIHHIHIHIHIIIHHIIHIHHIIH.


HAND FAN!
"please switch on the fan, please" said a lady
"but there's no switch for this fan" points a man to a hand fan.


HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE! HAHHHAHAHAHAH!hHEHEHHEHEHE!H

my stupid joke number three!


AIR! AAA-EEEEEEEE-YEEEERRR!


theres's this boy who always breath through his mouth.
so one day his mother went out, and left a note saying.
"please breathe air through your nose!"

but the boy was wondering, "WHY WOULD MOMMY WANT ME TO BREATHE AIR (malay) THROUGH MY NOSE?!"


HIHIIIIIIIHHIIIIIHHIIIIIIIIIHIHIHIH! HEHEHEHEHEEH! HAHAHAHAHHA! 

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